Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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