Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
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