If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
She's trying to sext her husband for the first time. I'm feeding her lines. It is 3 am and I am playing Cyrano for my wasted big sister TELL ME I AM NOT THE BEST SISTER IN LAW ON THE PLANET.
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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