I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
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