Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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