He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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