Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
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