it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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