Small penises have feelings too.
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
this will be a night to untag.
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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