Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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