love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
Randomize
