Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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