i permit you to call me
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
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