wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
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