she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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