It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Sober me is really good at getting to the airport on time. Drunk me is really good at shitting my pants. Do you know how much pants cost at the airport????
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
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