piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
you will always have a special place in my vag
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
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