Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
Randomize
