I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
