So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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