glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
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