Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Can you please stop fucking every bartender in the city? Just once I want to have a Jack and Coke without fielding questions about your availability.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
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