Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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