Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Woke up with a treasure map of my room stuck with sticky tape to my ceiling. followed it and found $75 with a note saying; "eat this if we're invaded"... I'm never getting stoned again
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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