walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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