in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
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