she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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