you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
I think we might need a safe word for this...
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