Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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