she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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