found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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