The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
Im at a party and this guy hitting on me just showed me his 'caution choking hazard' tattoo right above his penis. There goes any chance he had of getting laid tonight.
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
Just brought out that old CCM hockey helmet. The one covered in sharpie penises with "DRUNK BUCKET" written across the front. The number of tally marks / initials from tonight's drunk stunts alone is equal parts inspiring and alarming.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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