in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
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