Yo dont text me then not text me
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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