Jerry, you need to find god
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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