so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
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