bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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