How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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