Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
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