she was so not down for the gang bang
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
One of my interns found me on Grindr. I'm really gonna make him earn the absurd amount of money I pay him.
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
Will exercising make me less horny?
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