just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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