from now on my penis is your penis
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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