maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
Gay?
German.
Pity.
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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