Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
Randomize
