wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
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