he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
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