Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
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