Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
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