I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
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