Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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