i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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