i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
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